Dried fruit ramblings

You know, I hate packages of dried fruit with 1.5 servings. You can't eat 'em all without getting sick, and if you save them, you don't have quite enough the next time.

Bastards.

Buddha on a turtle's back, eating montmorency cherries!

(If he farts, and no one's there, does it make a smell?)

He's listening to Nine Inch Nails on his iPod, and snapping one finger to the beat!

(What color was the turtle's shell, before it was born?)

The Buddha is head-banging on a turtle's back, putting away half a serving of montmorency cherries!