1kBWC: Cloing Program, Word Vomit

Showing how bad my scanner is. ...Alas, what does one expect for $50?

1kBWC: AssCactus

(C'mon, Rolfe, I know you were thinking about it when you saw the post.)

1kBWC: Best. Tea. Ever.

+ 600

1kBWC: Thermal Depolymerization

+ 500, - 200

You've found a cheap way to make energy.
But, dude, you're burning poo.

1kBWC: Methane Hydrates

-200, + 300

You think you solved your energy problems
with burning ice, but it's a greenhouse gas,
and you've created a new dependency cycle.
Still, burning ice is pretty cool.

1kBWC: The Ol' Switcheroo

-300

Keep this card in your hand.
When another player attempts to steal one
of your cards, give them this card instead,
(it goes to their pool.), then draw a card.

1kBWC: Keep Moving, Freak.

When another player places a card in your pool,
you may move that card and this one to the pool
on your left. (That player may use Keep Moving
at the start of their next turn.)

1kBWC: Pre-emptive Shoosh

You may choose to discard the
next card played by the target.