Blasphemy!

Batman is a boring superhero.  He does nothing for me.

Lord of the Rings is generic, redundant, and gratuitous.

Star Wars Episodes I - III weren't that bad.

Matrix Reloaded was the best movie of the trilogy.

3 comments:

r_b_bergstrom said...

Man, I must a blinked during the nudie scenes in LOTR. Sucks. That elf chick was hot...

Oh wait, that's not what gratuitous means?

Jeremy Rice said...

There was a movie with gratuitous nudity involving that particular elf-chick... but, I have to admit, I didn't like that scene. It felt awkward and... well... gratuitous.

Have I mentioned that I really, strongly dislike gratuitous scenes in movies? (Nudity or otherwise...)

r_b_bergstrom said...

I was writing a crazy overblown reaction to your blasphemy, but it got so long I had to make it a blog post of it's own. I stuck it on Repeated Expletives, so as to help fulfill my weekly rant quota there.

Looking back at it now, I'm not sure it was worth the energy.