Health Scare Officiall Over

Good news: the doctor who said "you need to see a specialist" just called me.  Apparantly, the specialist he wanted me to see just called him, and, looking at my bloodwork, said "Uhhh, dude: it's totally his thyroid, he doesn't need to see me".  (Well, more or less.)

So, basically, it's:

...and we all lived happily ever after, thanks to Levothyroxine.

The End.