Caption Me

This image of Biden was on a BBC article I happened to read while surfing:

...Choosing to refrain* from the easy question ("why the flattering picture of Palin and this horrible shot of Biden?"), I wondered: how should this be captioned?

Here are some suggestions:

• Pull my finger!  OH!!!  Too late.
• This... Is... SPARTA!!!
• Look!  Russian Paratroopers!
  

* Okay, not so much "refrain" as "not focus on".  Heh.