Why I Love My Wife

Me: Did you like those comics I emailed you?

Wife: Sure.

Me: You know, over the past three days, I've read every single comic he's posted. They're quite charming, in a geeky, over-sexed way. And of course the dude is, like, 23 years old, which made me feel completely unaccomplished.

Wife: He's an internet comic.

Me: I wouldn't have minded being an internet comic!

Wife: It's not that big of a commitment. He only draws stick figures.

Me: Well. He doesn't only draw stick figures. ...Though that does seem to be his shtick.

Wife: [blink blink]

Please tell me you did not just say that.